Greg Gutfeld: Democrats and media are on the verge of a huge loss

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The really tough news today: President Joe Biden has had a colonoscopy. I believe we have an exclusive recording of the proceedings.

Thank goodness they couldn’t find anything wrong with his colon. Well, apart from his head. It was a difficult procedure for the doctors, they didn’t know which end to work on. So they brought in a vet – they needed someone experienced with the ass. Of course, this meant that during the procedure, Kamala Harris was in charge.

Yeah, she was only a polyp from the presidency.

In other news, Democrats and the media are enraged. I know. Surprise! Also – the earth is round, the sky is blue, and I am beautiful.

So what triggered them? Was it an increase in crime? Broken supply chain? Joe is pooping in the sink?

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No, something even more serious. A Republican posted a meme. Yes, a meme. Quickly, let’s convene a crooked panel of left-wing psychopaths to condemn him.

ERIN BURNETT: A sickening message from a sitting member of Congress.

CHARLIE SYKES: Paul Gosar is a fanatic with serious mental problems.

ANDERSON COOPER: Congressman Gosar is the death threatening anime.

CHRIS CUOMO: is this really just a joke? That’s the only way this guy seems to like to joke. He constantly threatens people.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: no you’re not supposed to do that and it’s not funny and kids don’t care about your anime. It was not good.

JOY BEHAR: What are they letting anyone show up to convention these days – anyone?

So they voted to censor it. On a meme. Once again, we are tackling the real issues that affect the average citizen, worker and taxpayer.

Now the last time I checked – a meme didn’t:

1. Demand that activists confront you if things do not turn out the way you want them politically;

2. Excuse the corporate fire – redefining crime as protest, killing dozens and causing more damage than Brian Stelter in Golden Corral;

3. Call for targeting parents affected by the brainwashing of their children;

4. Separate the children by race so that they start to hate each other from an early age;

5. Push to fund police across the country, leaving a void that thugs happily exploit.

Who did all this? Well, I’ll give you a hint – it wasn’t a meme. He wasn’t a wacky dentist like Gosar. By the way, he couldn’t be more wacky than my dentist who once told me that “water picks aren’t just for the teeth anymore”. And was he right!

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Of course, whatever Gosar did, it was stupid, I guess. Because for a brief moment he acted like a Democrat! But get Democrats to play by their own rules? It’s like pulling teeth. Now, I still haven’t seen the actual meme. Although immediately after being censored, he retweeted it. He’s my kind of guy. Well, that and the Brazilian underwear models.

And why haven’t I seen him? I tend not to watch stupid stuff online. If I’m in the mood for disturbed ramblings, I’ll flip through Kat’s journal. She doesn’t know I have my own key. The point is, like my affair with Whoopi Goldberg, no one would have known about the meme until the media amplified it. And they do it as a diversion from their own real chaos.

We live in a time when the media and the militant class are actively subverting civil society while trying to destroy those who try to stop them. So forgive me if I don’t join the Democrats in their feverish outrage over something you realize (like the moon landing or the Kamala smile) is not real. Like a meme.

It’s like getting angry arguing over whether Santa Claus is black or white. I don’t care that Democrats post memes. I wouldn’t care if they published mimes. At least the mimes know when to shut up. Law?

Meanwhile, they have just put the shaman Qanon behind bars for almost four years. His crime? Show up dressed as a Viking and run around the Capitol like a high school student emptying lockers on the last day of school. In other words, he acted just like the people who actually work on Capitol Hill the other 364 days a year. As the Babylon Bee noted, if only he had torched a car dealership, he would have been given a lighter sentence … or his own flavor of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.

But who is going to fight for him? And call him an “activist?” ” Anybody. I guess I could point out the hypocrisy in all of this, but why? When Colorado Rep Lauren Boebert does it for us.

LAUREN BOEBERT: Since this speaker has designated the floor to discuss inappropriate actions by members, okay? The Minnesota jihadist squad member paid her husband, not her husband brother the other, over $ 1 million in campaign funds. This member is allowed to sit on the foreign affairs committee while praising terrorists. … My colleague and three-month presidential candidate from California who is part of the intelligence committee, slept with Fang Fang, a Chinese spy.

Excuse me ma’am, are you kidding Omar and Swalwell’s fart? Are you trying to take my job? If Lauren starts calling Kat a drug addict, I sue for copyright infringement.

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The point is, inflammatory language can only go one way. It is purely acceptable for libraries to excuse genuine aggression.

MAXINE WATERS: If you see somebody in that cupboard in a restaurant, in a department store, in a gas station, you go out and you create a crowd, and you push them away, and you tell them that they are not. not welcome.

CHUCK SCHUMER: I mean to you, Gorsuch, I mean to you, Kavanaugh, you released the whirlwind and you will pay the price.

CHRIS CUOMO: Please show me where it says protesters are supposed to be polite and peaceful because I can show you that outraged citizens are the ones who made America what it is.

JOY REID: This Kyle Rittenhouse trial reminded a lot of people of something… the Brett Kavanaugh hearings…

So you better shut up when they can give you more than Nancy Pelosi’s team of surgeons.

Take a step back and watch everything. Manipulate video to attack Catholic schoolchildren in Covington. Targeting parents. The imprisonment of the January 6 rioters for years. The media’s distortion of the Rittenhouse case – and the targeting of the judge and jury.

And do you remember the “whip” story where the left and Democrats tried to ruin a border patrol agent by lying about him by whipping the migrants? President Biden said: “I promise you these people will pay.” But like most of his promises – and his digestion – it was just hot air. Where the hell did this story go? It’s harder to find than Mitch McConnell’s chin.

And why do we let the crowds get away with it? Hello Republicans! Grow balls! Which side are you on anyway?

And of course, there’s this whole hoax designed to undermine an election, because the media not only hated the winner, but hated their constituents more.

ALISYN CAMEROTA: Much of the case has been corroborated

ADAM SCHIFF: When you just look at what has gone public, some of the public information is quite consistent with what is reported in this dossier… The 3 main objectives that are described in this dossier by this particular source seem to be very well born.

DON LEMON: Much of the case has been corroborated

JOE SCARBOROUGH: If you look at one of Comey’s memos written in February 2017, it does say that large parts of the Steele file have been corroborated.

ALISYN CAMEROTA: The case has been corroborated

RACHEL MADDOW: There are parts of the case that have really been proven.

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It’s pretty clear. The left loses. So they have to fight badly. Target, instill fear and if someone is defending themselves, use political and media power to destroy them. So I forgive people like Gosar for posting stupid memes. They are new to this game.

But it’s a game that the Dems and the media have been perfecting for years. But the playing time is running out and they are about to suffer a huge loss. But hey, maybe they can blame a meme.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue in the November 19, 2021 edition of “Gutfeld!”

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